watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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