I'm really into asian looking animals
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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