These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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