so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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