i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
