WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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