Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dear god my vagina.
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