I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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