no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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