I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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