Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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