I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
