I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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