if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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