i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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