How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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