I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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