i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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