If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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