If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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