If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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