This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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