he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
