Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Of course I have a pirate flag
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
