Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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