Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
