Too much gin, very little bucket
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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