i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
