Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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