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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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