Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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