just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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