My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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