so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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