so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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