grandma shit on top of the toilet
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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