Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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