I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
