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Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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