Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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