end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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