Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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