I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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