Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
