I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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