i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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