she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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