i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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