Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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