hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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