As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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